Isnt this FUNNY!?!?!?!?

a unsuccessful encyclopedia sales man is driving down a rural road in alabama its like 12 at night. He is really tired and all of a sudden he hits something with a big thud he stops the car and pull over he see what he hit a black man. The guy is freaking out and he call the police they arive and he he says to the cop "Im sorry officer I didnt mean to he was staning in the road in the dark i couldnt stop in time" The officer says "dont worry about it son we pay for this kinda thing in alabama" amd he hands the driver a 100 dollar bill. So the salesman goes to the motel that night and he is thinking why am i going around trying to sell these encyclopedias when i could just do this for a living. So the next day he is driving down the road and he see's a watermelon feild with around 20 black people in it so he says screw it and hops the ditch and hits every single one of them. So he calls up the cops and the cop gets there and he says "man your in deep **** now" the salesman says "but you payed me a hundred bucks for the last one" the officer turns to him and says "but poaching is illegal in alabama"